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Dommi


Verity,
20 years old,
Female,
Boscombe
Status: In a Relationship
Orientation: Straight
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Last seen: 22/09/06
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GAY PORN and sex with kittens Oooo and found this on a weird persons site on Myspace he he he It has often been said that I am a man of action. Dynacism if you would. I can safely leap tall buildings and levitate for hours on end. I am an oracle and foresaw the assassination of John F Kennedy. That was in 1066. I am a philanthropist and a great lover, able to please in ways no woman has known with a single, surreptitious glance across a crowded room. Oftentimes, if you need me, I can be found advising Tony Blair on how best to handle foreign policy in the Middle East over a cup of tea (no sugar) at Nos. 10 Downing Street or simply discussing the nature of Quantum waveforms with Stephen Hawking. Well organised, proactive and resourceful, I understand SAGE accountancy packages with unnerving verve. During lunchbreaks I write masterfull arias and help blind people cross roads. I pay my taxes dutifully and only take aspirin if I really need to. Sometimes, in the evenings just before it gets dark, I have urges to build incredibly tall sandcastles, replete with jolly little flags and a moat but if strictly necessary I can control these and overt nuclear catastrophes instead. I have been Time Magazines man of the year more times than I can faithfully recall and also play lead guitar for Guns'n'Roses when Slash is busy with other commitments. I easily recite pi to 100000 decimal places and never forget a birthday or anniversary. Cats love me and all over the world, despots and terrorists look anxiously over their shoulders when they hear mention of my name. Able to bend the very fabric of time and space, I once saved an entire alien civilisation by feeding Barry Scott and his entire stock of Cillet Bang to a nearby black hole; the laws of physics simply do not apply to me. Fluent in countless languages, I have given Socrates whatfor, debated the intricacies of medieval warfare with Sun Tzu and told Stalin where he can shove his divisions. All before teatime. Some say Im a great man, I tell them Im merely a good one. And oh, I eat my carrots. .
About me
i am not the dude in the picture I assure you all I am very much female


I LIKE BIG FISH AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY WHEN A FISH WALKS IN IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND TAIL IN YOUR FACE YOU GET feelingssssssssssss................
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The We Love Steve Club
Who's steve? :P
Appearance
Hair Colour: Blonde
Hair Style: Long and straight
Facial Hair: Sexy Beard
Eye Colour: Hazel
Skin type: White
Height: Tall
Body type: Average
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marz at 21:16 07/09/06

ummm naw i dont recon so, everyone i knew has graduated now! i know sum o the modelmakers they r cool. u go there?
morningstar at 11:00 07/09/06

ur diveing into a toliet?
marz at 21:21 06/09/06

AND I am Steve. That is why you love me
stevierar at 19:02 06/09/06

hurrah, I commend bottoms on bh101! *throws many badges at you*
stevierar at 19:01 06/09/06

ahhhhhhhhhh the aliens are coming
bert at 12:36 06/09/06

that rainbow pic is awesome!!!
morningstar at 12:26 06/09/06